Ahoy, me hearties! Climb aboard, for good times await with me, Captain Splash!
But, if there’s one thing that rusts me rivets, it’s seeing Earth’s oceans and waterways not looking shipshape. I can’t stand to see all kinds o’ rubbish bein’ dumped in ‘em. Ahh… Sorry. There I go again, lettin’ me emotions get the better of me.
I hope we can scrub the deck on this plastic problem, and together, get them oceans crystal clean again!
So, fellow bucko – I hope you’re looking forward to me chewin' your ear off. Fair winds for now!