Ow! I’m sorry! I didn’t see you there. My vision isn’t as sharp as it used to be – it’s probably time I got an upgrade. Ooww, when will I ever find the time? I’ve got so much reading to do!
Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself – as usual. I'm Professor Rights and I'm the brains of this bunch. My favourite topics are history, culture, language, literature, evolution, and philosophy. I know, I should probably just download this content, but nothing soothes my spanner like a good book and a cup of tea.
The Web of Life created me using old scrap and recycled parts. It just goes to show that you should never judge a robot by its oil leaks. In fact, you shouldn’t judge anyone, especially when it comes to their race, gender, religion, or social status. That kind of thing really overheats my radiator!
So, once you’ve finished those star jumps for Coach Aid, come and have a seat and we can chat about everything I know. Hurry along now, and I’ll go pop on the kettle.